Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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