hotel room ftw
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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