Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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