Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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