pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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