Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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