But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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