just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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