friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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