We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
