.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
