cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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