she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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