Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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