All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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