I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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