hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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