So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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