Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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