What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
