What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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