i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
YAS. BRING CRAB.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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