I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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