at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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