he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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