Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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