I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Can I color on your dick again?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
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