i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
i think im in europe. pls send help
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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