Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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