redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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