You can't motorboat a personality
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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