Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Actions speak louder than pants.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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