I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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