The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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