Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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