I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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