At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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