Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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