I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Walk of Shame today included voting.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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