Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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