Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
