Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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