so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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