If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
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