Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
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