I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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