I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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