I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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