Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Randomize
