Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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